All dressed up and nowehere to go.
Wild man from the West, art, music and making Magic Reese’s peanut butter cups taste better if you eat them upside down I’m a Brooklyn based filmmaker who’s dream is to go to every continent I’m pretty sure that Tinder is singularity in progress, but I’ll let that go if I can meet someone fun who’s interested in something different from bar/restaurant scene really I’m just looking for someone who hates Tinder as much as I do freelance audio engineer, animal lover, INTJ Manhattan resident producer, songwriter, engineer poly and partner, open relationships, kinky, sex positive, etc. much more interesting in person superlikes are on purpose doing some cool things at Facebook, coding is nice thing to do is better if we know each other, also I like weird people and just be yourself too NYC-based artist and designer proud caretaker of a young cat breakfast is the most important meal of the day dare to be different, the world is full of ordinary or not I don’t know I am the one you are looking for love live music love some art, travel, concerts, good friends, good drinks, new music this top Spotify artist thing should be twice as long I think I also confused it I drive boats, I love outdoorsy shit, and I can have pretty much anywhere I like to go out, have fun in many ways I like to have fun and take hobbies away from home 420 I just want someone to cuddle with and watch Sopranos 21 here for a good time and new friends stand-up comedy, coding, falafel truck connoisseur in search of new experiences let’s skip the small talk I like to eat food, drink whiskey (and water) and have a good time I play piano professionally y hablo español también Brooklynite I love sports the outdoors and traveling 24 concept artist/Marine I chill harder than you party who wants to reenact Parts Unknown: Queens with me? Moved to NYC from Orlando let’s go on a real date I’m a gentleman and believe a woman should be treated right and with respect I work in the film industry doing lighting and set dressing I love a good conversation, craft beer or a good classic cocktail I am chill and laid back I love the outdoors, movies, going out, traveling, concerts, surfing I can be a nerd at times and a goofball I’m very outgoing and spontaneous helped build Hogwarts was just a Mr. Everest want to go steady? should we get drinks or soup dumplings Texas native that somehow ended up in NYC I’m an ER nurse so that’s cool I guess Love good music, good drinks, my four legged child Jack (he’s a good boy), traveling, the occasional dip of a chip into guac oh and memes send me all of em I definitely had an Emo phase in high school wbu energy analyst amateur carnatic violinist from Mumbai trying the beard look for the first time programmer and travel enthusiast driven but don’t take life too seriously we only get about 80 years or so on this planet if we are lucky so I try to make the most out of it love to travel as much as possible, ponder about life, read books, and have a great time what does a nosy pepper do? it gets jalapeño business dad jokes are my passion I’m usually dressed much more normal that these pictures would suggest latino man born in NYC from Uptown (Harlem/Wash Heights) I can quote Tame Impala, go scene for scene with Goodfellas and Almost Famous, and I’m a former fat boy so I’m addicted to the gym, cigar with whiskey/red wine preferred my 9 to 5 is working in Education, while managing an artist on the side got the best job in the world more or less sold on Jaden smith kinda miss Xanga spacious space, Converse pffff only if I knew what to say and 6’2” (cuz you wouldn’t want a small guy in you couple goal photos right?) 24 (one on the right) Games of Thrones tatted and pierced longboarding hiking PSA: need a date for formal poli sci major (won’t speak about politics if you’re not into it) I have a puppy surprise me hasto happy dude hating? well na for ur pocket PhD, history new to NYC MNL CNY BKLYN straight 6’0” beer and pizza is my booty call especially gifted napper artist drummer/producer/DJ fluent in sarcasm professional foodie I’m a CU boulder graduate, and a big Pink Floyd fan 420 friendly like The Wire, Sopranos and Breaking Bad new to Buffalo haven’t seen much places around here work at Yahoo! now in Lockport office I know what I’m here for… do yo? in NYC for the weekend and the following weekend and the one after that I live here sometimes your heart needs more time to accept what your mind already knows I’m a tall 6’5 I enjoy doing anything fun and will never turn down trying something new love being on in and around the water unicorns welcomed rider by passion, traveller by nature relationship manager by profession 6’1 Sagittarius karma beer drinker move buff tech savvy pet lover new in town here to explore places and meet interesting ppl not interested in a relationship, only looking for a friendship 5’10 consultant easy going guy snowboarder, golfer, young at heart firecracker when I drink :P I just started smoking cigarettes, but if you’re worth it I’ll quit for you like to cook and travel to places were I can surf just want to love someone like Kanye loves Kanye draw me like one of your French girls dreamers I like doers I love hey yall eating food and collecting records is what I do and I’m 6’2 Kanye West is really good dogs are really nice I like a lot of other stuff too African just on here to see what’s out there, lookin for someone to smile with I work extremely hard, love bein outdoors drinking beer by the fire pits is my kind of night over a club any day live for learning new languages, toasting my dumbass friends and jumping into cold water tell me something you read that changed you musician, working in tech, probably planning my next trip likes parks n trees seeks cool lady phd student like sport, simple things make me happy hey is for horses #NYC until Wednesday OC, MD, BK, NY 8 years running love good food, good beers, and a shit ton of laughs I’m going down a road towards tiny cities made of ashes living/working in NYC really just looking for someone to watch Jeopardy with me Broadway all day dogs, catsl movies and food I watch copious amounts of Netflix and love one word conversations whenever I’m about to send a pickup line I think “Would an idiot send that?” and if they would, I do not send that thing swipe for fire dassit don be a 2 for 15 ancient astronaut theorist stoned apes floating through space deep thinking books podcast Joe Rogan Experience, PMT, WSJ mainly enjoy sports, hiking, massages, stargazing, psychedelics, cool kinky people, and of course good food Greenpoint BK I would prefer to meet you organically too but here we are live in NJ and work around NYC (usually() 5’10”. atheist, BLM, Fuck Trump, 420, allergic to cats, open minded an English man traveling abroad spelling colour with ‘U’ and admiring your accents traveling through America, would be good to meet some people and have some fun hopefully by the end of the night I’ll have you shouting “The British are coming!” probably only in whatever city I’m in for 5-6 days ENFJM, Enneagram 2 Erykah Badu, Missy Elliot, Ilana Glazer, and Nina Turner make up my mount crushmore I am a simple, techie, like to have a good time, not adventurous but pull me anywhere, I will most probably go rock music lover I work hard n play hard if u want to get to know me, message me I operate a car wash with my uncle in Danbury as well as help my father run his business called mongero realty LLC while also doing the finances for my fathers realty company n I’m moved here from California but I’m off a semester to work full time So Bc I’ve been working/going to class so much I haven’t had a chance to meet any of u lovely east coast females hmu still growing up Aussie in New York City poet I like to play roulette I’m so bad gambler but I have a bit Devil’s luck and I want to learn English from a girl I’m interested in many things my hobbies are traveling, eating sweets, playing video games, watching movies, listening to music and talking to people I want to communicate with people around the world and study a lot of languages I’m going to travel around the world next year currently visiting USA 1.I’m mostly busy volunteering for homeless kittens 2. I enjoy poetry 3.I believe in female gender equality 4.Environmentalist in support of climate change 5.I love listening to people’s problems instead of just solving them 6.I’m 100% vegan, I always make sure the meat I eat is always fresh from the ground 7.I will be sensitive to needs you don’t even know you have yet. 8.Post-production artist 9.I rock climb grew up all over the place now living in Brooklyn love dancing, drawing with ink pens, exercising/staying active, and thinking about space artist/Los Angles impress me Williamsburg, NYC in Chamonix until the 2nd of January 6.6 public school teacher software engineer occasional climber awful dancer if you like Gin we’ll get on traveling from one country to the other gluttony on some exquisite food getting drunk over live its not living ig your heart isn’t beating a little faster Monday through Friday I manage my own business, but when weekend comes, it’s time to play maybe you can join, message me and we can talk likes long walks through Central Park only eats locally sourced milk bones used to chase Squirrels, but found god I’m not on the make, I just need a break where’s scully cycling, cinema and stories and shrimp I’m best at snoozing alarms in the morning and dancing with progressive house music in the night half gym addict half night owl, working in tech and finance for the last 5 years, not a good poser, better than the pics passionfruit, engineer, your type of guy I wanna learn 3rd language, Japanese is on my list f***ing anime looking for a good company, I’m serious yeah I know bumble would have been a better app swipe left or basically unmatch if you’re not going to talk let’s Facetime looking for good company someone to ViBe With Loyaltly and Honesty..Need Me Boo Thing Y Not educated, funny and down to earth Cancer if you care free spirit and a kind heart, but sarcastic attracted to to confidence, humor, passion, ambitious and making out on the first date let’s match, be friends and never talk to each other, cause that’s what the “cool kids” are doing I enjoy romantic walks to the fridge when I’m not sleeping, I’m working, when I’m not working, I’m eating working out is tough, when you’re a fatass and love food P.S I pet random street cats actor, writer, director so good for basically nothing theatre/lit/film lover I bartender for Broadway shows someone explain CATS to me can talk lots about superheroes and Star Wars no like lots unashamed man crush on Chris Evans, Tom Hardy, Michael Fassbender, there’s always money in the banana stand open to Netflix series kinda relationship which includes snacks and in-deph conversations about the previous episode followed by silence for the entire next episode also don’t like to smoke alone so let me light you up did you know there’s a kind of Jellyfish that lives forever? Lawyer when necessary, outdoorsman when possible, animal lover, brunch enthusiast, jelly bean aficionado, I’m only here for the weekend, I live in West Virgina not trying to hook up with anybody, just maybe a couple of people to hang out with for the weekend bluekush I love sports horror movies animals tattoos big dude, big heart all about my friends and my family, we use the middle finger as a term of endearment I’m easy to get along with and I enjoy parties a little too much (not sorry) I’m laid back with a friendly and calm disposition I live in Hoboken with two of my buddies from high school (you can’t fucking sit with us) I work on my family’s wealth management practice (I know nothing, Jon Snow) def a fan fave so don’t be shy looking for someone else who’s up to explore the city and see what kind of adventures we can get into I’m always game for a night on the town, movie nights, board games, or weekend trips bit of an old soul heart make me laugh, and I will buy you tacos just a Jim looking for his Pam fun fact for making it this far: in high school and college I would spend some weekends working for a traveling exotic petting zoo ask me about the time the monkey escaped her cage medicine, theater, and erstwhile rower fan of travel, sail and music equal parts silly and fancy I’m often mistaken for a Bond villain cats I love TV and I love going out ask me about bitcoin I ate soup with a fork once what do you thing happened to the soup? Sucker for silly faces, I put salt in my coffee and I have in with Santa 5’6 and not trying to catfish you going back to the ceramic studio and looking for inspiration Chiangmai, Thailand in April andy recommendations or anyone going the same time? Musician, recent Julliard grad, blah, blah 6’2” love socializing getting to meet new ppl love the gym love the movies love summer 420 420 420 420 I’d say I’m pretty honest guy and straightforward guy oh and I don’t drink or smoke anymore I just want to drink beer and talk about nonsense while binging our favorite shows is that really too much to ask? Threesome? No thanks, if i wanted to disappoint two people in the same room I’d just have dinner with my parents probably at the beach surf, basketball and good music if you see something say something working hard so my puppy can have a good life ambitious, funny, hard working, professional dreamer, traveler, futbol/tennis, confident, sensitive, female is future I’m from New York I’m just cool laid back person, I’m also wwvery outgoing like to try new stuff and travel I do have a career my own money and apt. hit me up for more info if you like water, you already like 72 percent of me supersonichypertrophicautomaticparaboliccalcinator hi there I be chilling into and i’m terrible at small talk looking for someone to finish a marathon game of Civ with looking for a girl to cook Spanish food for outdoorsy introvert I bought all the seasons of Rick and Morty and can repeat every episode of Always sunny what else could one ask for?! Looking for someone to eat barbecue, watch Babylon for 5 and exchange Simpsons memes with 56 letter, 14 words say them and I’m yours GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG I love lamp greek good vibes with some sarcasm nihilist in the streets existentialist in the sheets promoter for entertainment 720 poet musician researcher one more semester of undergrat left but already a second semester PhD student in neuroscience if that makes sense tell me the difference between a neurotransmitter and neuromodulator and I’mm yours boom shakka lakka family and value oriented, dog owner likes all music except heavy metal and country, running outdoors, eating new foods, and seeks adventures now that we got that out of the way let’s chat shall we? Hello as you can see from the photos, I do indeed exist additionally I have a smile, I wear clothes of caroius kinds, and tend to enjoy myself at all times, especially with dogs I look foward to answering your questions and discussing my fit for the position attached is my resume and cover letter I will provide references upon request thank you for your time les native nice guy with a sense of humor in my free times I tutor kids, play kickball and eat tacos here for the real deal recently rescued a puppy and moved to NYC most of my times involves soccer or Games of Thrones future CFA if you swipe right I’ll cook for you that’s not my baby I’m thinking law school lately any lawyers here? Should I go? Starbucks is my place join me sometime I wanna meet a girl who likes to read me court cases at night before bed and enjoys tanning on my boat while I fish management consultant, intellectual and outgoing if you’re reading this swipe left tattoos, tacos and alcohol slide in my DMS life is too short Williamsburg living Wisonsin made from Beirut, moved to Germany and somehow ended up here new to the states, looking for someone to explain football and the US credit system irrelevant stuff: great cook, world traveler I guess everyone is these days trying to learn German outdoors outspoken owner of the Dallas Mavericks, graphic designer, lettering illustrator, crybaby studying brains by day, becoming an evil scientist by night New York is too crowded and all the universities have posters with my face on it, so once I graduate i’m moving out West because mountains are easier to disguise my tracks bet I can beat you at sudoku and my relationship with whiskey is on the rocks just looking for some reciprocity I like to read and take photos just looking for like minded people in 2018 everything in moderation, including moderation this is your life, and it’s ending one minute at a time word hard, play hard learn a lot and find some good restaurants (yay unique) mcmc design, indiepop, deep house, clean diet (usually) movie buff, opera, run/hipe/spin 6’ East Village I’m looking for a cute nerd who will join me on the dance floor here mostly to read bio’s always up to meet new people/explore new things kitchen sink of my likes travel, road trips, adrenaline rush, fitness, board games, reading, binge watching, walks, deep talks, stargazing, brunches, rooftops, cocktails, technology, space stuff I flow with the go my parents taught me to be kind and humble, honest and hardworking, and to save an unnecessary fuckton of plastic bags under the sink I’m pretty muuch winging all of this let’s explore the city and go where the vibes take us I work, live alone, looking for the right girl New York lawyer learning how to swipe right born in Philadelphia but grew up in California and East Africa ENFP 5’10” (178 cmm) wine bars, fine cocktails, Lincoln Center, art museums/galleries couple dozen countries travelled but open to more suggestions look at me like you look at your bank account on a Sunday morning I play with puppies and kittens for a living new to NYC love traveling, being outdoors, music concerts, comedy, volleyball, dining, investing, learning Spanish, I prefer to meet than text, my favorite place to be is the beach not currently looking for anything serious, just like having a good time becoming a vegetarian is a big mistake, Island guy living in New York looking for someone nerdy I can be my self with and travel with, race doesn’t matter to me, as long you are cute though I’m pretty unlucky with other races but whatever, real woman please I can see your fake profile miles away, I won’t follow you on my insta if we don’t talk, I don’t add random people on it, Also if your profile has venmo on it, selling pics on spam, you’de be ignored or unmatched, go scam someone else urban Jedi Master, rule #76 no excuse play like a champion, clear eyes, full hearts, can’t lose, loyalty over royalties I am 24, Brooklyn since birth young entrepeneur and electrician 420 friendly and I love to party, tatted, game of thrones, star wars, LOTR and most other nerdy shit I love sports, NY Mets, NY Rangers, Ny Giants, Ny Knicks, I love music and most of all my family and friends I grew up across Europe, I like coffee, beer and wisk(e)y i’m a dog person and I go out of my way for my friends I like people who are passionate I don’t really care about insta, snapchat or spotify just wanna know if you can put your phone down in a conversation, i have an accent I work with audio engineer/sound design I love words, especially when arranged into fiction. Man seeks help maintaining cunnilingus technique, I like you if you don’t like then the veracity of this bio is irrelevant I am a student (creative writing) and also a part-time quantitative researcher by financial necessity, here are some artists I like, selected for being common cultural touchstones through whom you might locate my personality: David Foster Wallace, George Saunders, Toni Morrison, Samuel Beckett, Vladimir Nabokov, looking to hang out and party, fun down to earth always up for some intellectual conversation, Computer Science grad student charming, mature, silly, no BS back in NY looking for friendship, romance, a muse to play for into mature, playful, elegant ladies, ex-Google, I like being outside single wanna mingle, obscure bands, quality food, 4 wheel shred sled, 6 stringer noise maker, I run my own real estate firm, co-owner of a juice bar, grad school-NYU, undergrad Umass “Zoomass” for day 1s swiping out there I love Eagles (NFL), movies, fitness, and concerts this is starting to look like a shitty resumé, swipe right if you want to know more about me if we don’t share memes everyday how do I know it’s real city boy living in Williamsburg looking for a partner in crime, yoga, boxing, travel, football, reading, runnig, eating, edm, hiphop, gym, video game, crossfit, city living, all honesty, I just need someone to spend all my money on, what’s the wifi code, hey what’s up hello, failed musician looking for his future ex wife I’ll treat like Kanye treats Kanye, wait don’t send me 15 messages professing your love just yet, just because I’ve traveled all over the world and own a leather jacket, it doesn’t mean I’m a badass, mysterious James Bond type I’ve just sought adventure wherever I can moved to NYC from San Francisco UC Berkeley grad, CA nartive camping, world travel, improv comedy, Burning Man, progressive causes and more favorite movie: American Beauty, into The Beatles, The Lumineers, Radiohead, Cold War Kids, music festivals, as humble as the come, finance and overall global business fanatic, a serial entrepeneur (founder if iver eight grat companies and counting) aventure capitalist, a portfolio mananger (stocks, bonds, crypto, etc.) I’m also studying corporate and media and entertainment law, my height is 6’4” I love sports (basketball, football, soccer, and tennis) and Bloomberg and CNBC, charming, mature, silly, no BS back in NY looking for friendship, romance, a muse to play for into mature, playful, elegant ladies, ex-Google, I like being outside single wanna mingle, obscure bands, quality food, 4 wheel shred sled, 6 stringer noise maker, I run my own real estate firm, co-owner of a juice bar, grad school-NYU, undergrad Umass “Zoomass” for day 1s swiping out there I love Eagles (NFL), movies, fitness, and concerts this is starting to look like a shitty resumé, swipe right if you want to know more about me if we don’t share memes every day how do I know it’s real city boy living in Williamsburg looking for a partner in crime, yoga, boxing, travel, football, reading, runnig, eating, edm, hiphop, gym, video game, crossfit, city living, all honesty, I just need someone to spend all my money on, what’s the wifi code, hey what’s up hello, failed musician looking for his future ex-wife I’ll treat like Kanye treats Kanye, wait don’t send me 15 messages professing your love just yet, just because I’ve traveled all over the world and own a leather jacket, it doesn’t mean I’m a badass, mysterious James Bond type I’ve just sought adventure wherever I can moved to NYC from San Francisco UC Berkeley grad, CA nartive camping, world travel, improv comedy, Burning Man, progressive causes and more favorite movie: American Beauty, into The Beatles, The Lumineers, Radiohead, Cold War Kids, music festivals, as humble as the come, finance and overall global business fanatic, a serial entrepeneur (founder if iver eight grat companies and counting) aventure capitalist, a portfolio mananger (stocks, bonds, crypto, etc.) I’m also studying corporate and media and entertainment law, my height is 6’4” I love sports (basketball, football, soccer, and tennis) and Bloomberg and CNBC wilhemina model/actor turned entertainment lawyer/in entrepreneur and puppy daddy to Pompsky AJ Bandit looking for fun Times New Roman in the streets, Wingdings in the sheets, be yourself, everyone is taken, a fresh graduate who just moved to the city, exploring and enjoying every moment I’m just a random funny Lowkey dope af black guy that Highkey Loves Cheesburguers, Art & Whiskey, also retired superhero turned graphic designer, also a die hard Knicks fan, also a huge video fan, also a huge Marvel fun, also loves fashion, I am going to be brutally honest: you will come over my place: I will fuck you, slap your ass, bite your neck, pinch your tits and cum all over you, then you will leave, if we click I will fuck you numerous times and make sure you cum like you never had before, I am ok with having a drink or two beforehand, criteria for getting together with me - must take care of yourself, be fun and adventurous, just don’t waste my time if you are unsure about what you want because I know what I want, moved to NYC last year after years spent in PDX, 6’ 0” (I guess it matters for some) books, computer magic and going out, “Angel-headed hipsters, burning for the ancient, heavenly connection to the stary dynamo in the machinery of night”, “The hardest Challenge is to be yourself in a world where everyone is trying to make you be someone else” the more you love yourself, the easier it becomes to love others, maybe we can skip the small talk? Hedge fund stuff by day adventuring around New York City by night, if you don’t like cha cha matcha or margaritas we can’t be friends, i ate insects once in Thailand, but please don’t ask me to try it again, think you can keep up? Send me a message and let’s swap travel tales, share great food, and much more, I don’t particularly enjoy writing about me snippets, I have a passion for design and technology, among other things, I play drums, I drink a lot of coffee and like a lot of you, just trying to get by take the formalities out, aren't’ we all just looking for a little slap and tickle, British guy living in NYC, please introduce me to your dog, in Brooklyn, Game Of Thrones, Star Wars, anything geeky, analyzing the hell out of movies, the entertainment biz, the gym, the club, bowling, if you enjoy any of the above hmu, if not then hmu anyway we’ll find something in common, coffee, board games, spicy food, cold beer, live music, and laughter, love your friends, die laughing, “Justice must be burning hot, justice must be alive, justice cannot be restricted within the bounds of profession, it is not that we definitely despise books and lawyers, but the fact is that there were too many lawyers, when relations between humans become what they should be, there will be no need to steal and kill, “I’m the Edmund Hilary of social climbing”, Hi, I’m living in NY, I like watching movies especially comedy movies and sports, please hung out with me, is it call tinder because it’s supposed to make sparks, my dog gets me way more likes, I am cool calm and collected, holla boy when ever we get matched, and if we don’t and you still wanna holla, I get people drank for leaving, also run a beer program which is almost as exciting, my graduate thesis is on Science fiction theory, debating going for a PhD but my professors advice me that slinging drinks might be better ethically and economically, I also write fiction novels, raised by artist yet can’t draw well, whiskey and beer enthusiast, 6 tattoos and counting, Brooklyn native, trapeze starter and restarting fencing soon, lgbt friendly, with a trans sibling and bisexual, I work in the city and just moved here from Rockland, I’m a Yankees fan, I love playing/watching sports, let’s kick it and listen to R&B/that’s if you’re a homeboy, travel+dogs+hicking+helping+others+working hard+creative+business=me what do I write here? Ask what you wanna know, looking for a good time working and working out, enjoying and looking to meet new people, I am pro cuddling before sex, owner of medium-large bones in bodi, convinced myself that somethings should never be tasted on logic like drinking, otherwise you don’t do it, lover of experience, I seek an adventure all the time, I don’t drink coffee or tea but Iam willing to sit at a cafe, diversity is something I like and what makes me I am in grand school pursuing a masters in polisci I may not be the best but I am not the worst, yankees, giants, devils, and the ral madrid, I love dogs especially the big ones, I am allergic to most cats, new in the city from the bay area, data scientist with a passion to heal the wordl #unicef into kayking and whitewater rafting I cook awesome stuff art director cool and genuine person with a fun personality I enjoy intellectual and fun conversations I’m a bit introverted but like to have new experiences travel and just learn as much as I can I love gamin art and most other nerdy media recent MFA grad now working on a carreer in online video ask me about my favourite games ethically non-monogamous account mananger at winthrop university hospital active NYC guy living in Midtown that likes meeting new people and is not here for games I love sports (soccer) and honest people gym swipe right if your interested if not swipe left and good luck passionate about techonolgy and living life one burrito at a time just looking for someone cool who I can grab a couple of drinks and nerd out with down for most adventures that you can come up with I’m kinda kinky so if you are too that’s great grumpy lawyer looking for witty nerdette who knows that hotness speags to our impulses and beaty to our imaginations not looking for ways to impress you but for ways you can impress me I write a little poetry, dabble in photography (photoshoots, events, etc) and I’m also very active in the world of politics, thanks for reading.
All dressed up and nowhere to go is a compilation of different Tinder Bios I read in 2018.
The goal was to make an infinite Bio that could somehow help me define the neighborhood I was living in back then (Williamsburg, Brooklyn).
At some point, I realized they were all the same so I just stopped doing it.
The result now is this apparently infinite self-description that throws us, once again, into the Internet's eternal, shiny and reflective void.
"It is the space of the ronin of old, the masterless
samurai freelancers fittingly called wave men
and women: floaters in a fleeting world of
images, interns in dark net soap lands. We
thought it was a plumbing system, so how did
this tsunami creep up in my sink?" *
*e-flux journal #49 November 2013
Too Much World: Is the Internet Dead?